The Saga of the Terrible Two's Continues...

Mommy is convinced that she is going to be completely gray by her next birthday! In this installment of the "Terrible Two's":

-Daddy had to go to work super early the other day so Mommy was left to her own devices when it came time to shower and keep an eye on Jack. In the 5 minutes Mommy was in the shower, Jack took her chapstick and repeatedly put it in the toilet and removed it.

-Jack took 2 of his 4 beloved blankies and stuffed them in the toilet and then looked at Mommy and said "Ut-Oh"!

-He took out all of Mommy's eyeshadows and rubbed his fingers in them and then smeared it on his face

-Jack wanted a cup of water and Mommy told him that he could have a sippy but not a regular cup because he just plays in the water instead of drinking it. The next thing Mommy hears is "Ut-Oh" (the sound of disaster). When Mommy walks in the kitchen she realizes what Jack was doing. He took a small piece of tubberware out of the drawer and attempted to pour Milo's water into it so he could drink out of it. Needless to say, only about a tablespoon made it into the tupperware and the rest ended up on the floor!

-At brunch on Sunday Jack asked for a piece of ice to be put down the back of his shirt (Yes, he's strange. He enjoys the blinding-cold sensation of ice falling down his back!). When the ice fell out of his shirt and onto the floor, Jack crawled out of his chair, laid on his stomach on the floor, and began licking the ice off the floor! EWWWW!

-He threw his MagnaDoodle into the toilet (are you noticing a theme here?)